my funny valentine,
sweet comic valentine,
you make me smile with my heart.
your looks are laughable, they're un-photographable,
but still, still you're my favorite work of art.
is your figure less than greek?
is your mouth a little weak?
when you open it to speak, baby, are you smart?
please, don't change a hair for me
not if you care for me
stay my funny valentine, stay
each day is my valentine's day